Thank you for reading this

My name is Dorothy. I live in New York City and work for Metro newspapers. I'm not going to lie — I'm pretty famous with the people who read free daily newspapers on their commute into work and the four people who bought the book I co-wrote called "Dating Makes You Want to Die." This is where I'm going to write things when I feel like it.

Mar 5

1. Seeing a play with Jane Fonda in it.

2. Going to the farmer’s market to buy expensive cheese.

3. Getting my squeeky windshield wiper replaced.

4. Going for a walk in Prospect Park with my dog.

5. Brunch!

6. Flipping the mattress!

7. Going to the tailor.

6. Applying for AARP benefits, apparently.

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