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Every now and then my friend Birch sends me pictures of tall girls posing with their shorter friends. Birch is a genius at the internet.
Here’s his latest find.
Woah! Is that Alexis Skye?
good god, story of my life 4’10” is better though.
WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN
umm….Oh wise one?
some quality internet right here.