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My name is Dorothy. I live in New York City and work for Metro newspapers. I'm not going to lie — I'm pretty famous with the people who read free daily newspapers on their commute into work and the four people who bought the book I co-wrote called "Dating Makes You Want to Die." This is where I'm going to write things when I feel like it.

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Do you guys remember the little union? How far they’ve come. Not only do they make bazillions more than they did in 2001 when this photo was taken, but they’re soooo much better looking!