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My name is Dorothy. I live in New York City and work for Metro newspapers. I'm not going to lie — I'm pretty famous with the people who read free daily newspapers on their commute into work and the four people who bought the book I co-wrote called "Dating Makes You Want to Die." This is where I'm going to write things when I feel like it.

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Hugh Hefner, 84, is engaged to Crystal Harris, 24. The two love-birds are in the middle of planning their wedding which Hef says will be “very personal.” Although the bride doesn’t know who will be designing her dress, she already knows what her “something old” will be.