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My name is Dorothy. I live in New York City and work for Metro newspapers. I'm not going to lie — I'm pretty famous with the people who read free daily newspapers on their commute into work and the four people who bought the book I co-wrote called "Dating Makes You Want to Die." This is where I'm going to write things when I feel like it.

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The Brewster Twoster (my husband’s given name is Brewster, but everyone calls him Nat. It’s very awkward) has made it to the Village Voice’s production calendar! But, like all things regarding newspapers, I doubt he’ll make deadline.