January 2010
27 posts
“Okay, Doc, this is how it’s going to go: I’m going to put your...”
– A hungover Nat to Dr. Pemberton this morning.
Jessica Simpson farts, the world cries
Today, two big things happened in the world of entertainment news: 1. J.D. Salinger, one of America’s premiere authors, died at the age of 91. And 2. It was announced that Jessica Simpson apparently farted in a business meeting, according to US Weekly.
Now, not to get all conspiracy theory on you (Oliver Stone, stay away!) but both have the same initials, both are divorced, he wrote a novella...
“I’m an asshole.”
I'm doing a new Tumblr
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An e-mail from my mom
In yet more Robinson hilarity….
By the way, I didn’t know about your invitation until Dad showed it to me on his Blackberry (he loves to get messages to me before I pick them up on computer), but it was late and I was well settled on sofa watching the Metropolitan Opera auditions. And this morning I had to rush off to my exercise class, so I am just tackling my computer. Uh oh -...
Today I had a short conversation with my dad on the phone. Towards the end, he went, “Oh! How’s your Jewish friend?”
Now, I don’t know if my dad knows that about 70% of my large group of friends are Jewish. Or if he was being vague on purpose because he can’t remember anyone’s name and thought he should be polite by asking me SOMETHING about my life or if he...
“The founder of Taco Bell was served a La Siesta Grande from the big guy upstairs...”
“Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson says Haiti has been ‘cursed’...”
“Politico reported that Sarah Palin is currently charging a whopping $100,000 per...”
“The New Jersey Assembly approved a measure on Monday that would make the state...”
“Gilbert Arenas was suspended without pay today by NBA commissioner David Stern...”
“Diff’rent Strokes” actor Gary Coleman is in a Los Angeles hospital...”
“Tiger Woods appears on the February cover of Vanity Fair — photographed by Annie...”
“In Peter Biskin’s new book “Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America,” the...”
“I like ‘True Blood’ because I am too old to go to the...”
“Did you hear that 169 people were arrested in a cockfight raid in Fort Worth,...”